The best english status for Messenger

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others …

It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back,
And you're the one to blame.

Big shit!!!

I`m 2 sexy for my brain,2 sexy for my knowledge

click me , i'm available

Wanna Go Too HeLL, I Have Tickets!?!?

aviable but not 4u

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!

invisible. only stupid people can see me

FUCK ME IF YOU DARE

Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at messenger@yahoo.com

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There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell

I'm going to Be Right Back!

add request pending

Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i'll replay

Available and Invisible….But BUSY!

Nobody…….. is perfect…I'm Nobody

Fu*king busy‭ ‬..or‭ ‬..busy fu*king‭

Me no here.‭
‬Me good bye.‭
‬Leave me message.‭
‬Me reply.‭

I'd take another chance,‭ ‬take a fall‭
‬Take a shot for you‭
‬And I need you like a heart needs a beat‭
‬But it's nothing new‭ ‬-‭ ‬yeah yeah‭

…‭ ‬if you wanna be more sexy‭ ‬,‭ ‬stay in bed and drink more PEPSI‭ ‬..

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