Blonda,fierbinte,inalta,frumoasa,dotata,90-60-90,amatoare de senzatii tari…………..vand camion

Nu vreau rutina,vreau petrecere cretina.

Vand ciorapi cu Mp3 player si chiloti cu harddisk pe sata2 (500gb)12.000 rpm. A

avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memoria proasta.

Femeile…sunt ca locurile de parcare : cele bune sunt ocupate iar cele libere sunt pentru cei bolnavi.

Cand eram mic credeam ca faima si banii ma vor face fericit ..acum ca am crescut .. am realizat ca asa este!

Better to lose a lover, than love a loser!

Am uitat yo , sau iti placea de mine !!!!!

Boys likes blondes but they loves brunettes.

Romania este tara in care barbati isi inseala amantele cu propriile neveste !!!

O camila poate sa munceasaca o zi intreaga fara sea bea, eu pot sa beau o zi intreaga fara sa muncesc.

Este adevarat ca “banii vorbesc” cel mai des ei imi spun: “La revedere!”

O sperietura buna realizeaza mai mult decat 100 de sfaturi.

Schimb coala A4 pe Audi de acelasi tip..buzz me cei interesati..!!

Nu deranjati inutil!!

Cine-i harnic si munceste are tot ce vrea…..cine-i smecher si chiuleste are tot asa…

Nu conteaza lungimea baghetei, ci magia din ea…

N-am bani de status, I-am cheltuit pe avatare.

Sesiunea trece, studentii raman!

Fetele cumintzi nu mai sunt la moda ci fetele fierbientzi ce iau totzi barbatzii in proba.

Fetele imi bat in geam / nu aud am termopan.

Un stol de elefanti zbura deasupra unui stol de cocostarci.

Logica multor femei te sufoca prin lipsa ei.

Invisible…only loosers can see me.

Busy icon (come back later)

Statusuri amuzante pentru HI5 FACEBOOK si MESSENGER

” Vrei sa te dai putin mai incolo sa intru si eu online?? “” 1 , 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6 ,7lol2 ….moamaaa….cati prosti imi citesc stautsul… “

” Dus….. peste 7 mari, 7 tari, 7 ape, 7 continente, 7 munti, 7 dealuri, 7 campii, 7 movile, 7 crevase, 7 lacuri, 7 izvoare, 7 pajisti, 7 orase, 7 cartiere, 7 blocuri, unde nici buzz-urile nu ajung… ”

” When I go la brat cu tine Ma simt very magulit Caci are looking toti la mine Oh, I`m so, so fericit. ”

” New status message… ”

” Invisible… only loosers can see me! ”

” Tare obsedat mai esti de si statusu`mi citesti! ”

” Inot pe apa sambetei… ”

” I am busy , you are an idiot… have a nice day ! ”

” Dus cu pluta… revin pe conducta ”

” Raspund greu , insistati! ”

” Manc, nu vorbesc cu gura plina…”

” I’m very very very happy! Nu deranjati fericirea ! ”

” Frek menta on-line ! ”

” Mai available ca oricind ! ”

” Moderatelly Invisible… ”

” Sunt departe, departe, foarte departe… in camera alaturata… “

” Hello, welcome to my away message, how may I ignore you today??

” Nu lucrez in weekend-uri si in zilele care se termina cu ” i ”

” Esti frumoasa ca o stele, tu mi-ai rupt inima`n doi… toate sufletele mele bate pentru tu si noi… “

” Scriu la matematica… ( o am pe profa de mate. in lista ) “

” Buzz me If you need me, but if you don’t need me fuck off !

“ I`em ãuei…..pliz weit ! “

” Nu mai intrati pe mess , o sa ies eu din cand in cand sa va zic cum este pe aici… “

” Hell was full, so I’m back! “

” Save energy…. sleep in school! “

“ Don’t love & cry….. fuck and smile “

” Pe usa scria “femei”, si cand am intrat erau numai WC-uri… “

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others …

It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back,
And you're the one to blame.

Big shit!!!

I`m 2 sexy for my brain,2 sexy for my knowledge

click me , i'm available

Wanna Go Too HeLL, I Have Tickets!?!?

aviable but not 4u

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!

invisible. only stupid people can see me

FUCK ME IF YOU DARE

Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at messenger@yahoo.com

New Status Message…

There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell

I'm going to Be Right Back!

add request pending

Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i'll replay

Available and Invisible….But BUSY!

Nobody…….. is perfect…I'm Nobody

Fu*king busy‭ ‬..or‭ ‬..busy fu*king‭

Me no here.‭
‬Me good bye.‭
‬Leave me message.‭
‬Me reply.‭

I'd take another chance,‭ ‬take a fall‭
‬Take a shot for you‭
‬And I need you like a heart needs a beat‭
‬But it's nothing new‭ ‬-‭ ‬yeah yeah‭

…‭ ‬if you wanna be more sexy‭ ‬,‭ ‬stay in bed and drink more PEPSI‭ ‬..

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